Vicious Mockery Unisex T-Shirt

$25.00
Do you ever get the urge to unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments while in public, but worry about reaction? Instead of casting verbally, wear this t-shirt version of our favorite bard cantrip!

The shirt is made of hilarious name-callning and 100% ring-spun cotton. Your wit might sting your enemies, but the shirt is soft and comfy. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for combat!

+2 to Performance
+1 to Intimidation

Looking for an athletics modifier? Check out the muscle tank version!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
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Do you ever get the urge to unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments while in public, but worry about reaction? Instead of casting verbally, wear this t-shirt version of our favorite bard cantrip!

The shirt is made of hilarious name-callning and 100% ring-spun cotton. Your wit might sting your enemies, but the shirt is soft and comfy. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for combat!

+2 to Performance
+1 to Intimidation

Looking for an athletics modifier? Check out the muscle tank version!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Do you ever get the urge to unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments while in public, but worry about reaction? Instead of casting verbally, wear this t-shirt version of our favorite bard cantrip!

The shirt is made of hilarious name-callning and 100% ring-spun cotton. Your wit might sting your enemies, but the shirt is soft and comfy. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for combat!

+2 to Performance
+1 to Intimidation

Looking for an athletics modifier? Check out the muscle tank version!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua